Adorable Weed-Inspired Baby Names for the 'Legalize It' Crowd

07/12/2023

With legalized marijuana taking off in so many places, you might be liberal-minded enough to give one of these weed-inspired baby names a try.

Listen, we’re not advocating the illegal usage of marijuana in any way, shape or form, but with so many states embracing the “ganj,” why not take advantage of one of these adorable names if you happen to live in one of them? Who knew that there were so many great baby names hiding in the weeds (sorry, we can’t help it)?

Baby names inspired by marijuana

If you’re a particularly big fan of legal marijuana (or if your baby’s birth date happens to be 4/20!), you’ll want to take a look at baby names inspired by the strains and slang of the wide world of weed. Trust us, they’re way cute.

Marijuana-inspired girl names

Charlotte: After the famous strain of marijuana known as “Charlotte’s Web”
Sativa: “Uplifting” or “energetic” species of marijuana
Indica: “Mellow” or “laid back” species of marijuana
Mary Jane: Classic slang for the good stuff
Ganja: Slang for marijuana with its roots in India
Alice: Short for Alice B. Toklas, another name for a delicious pot brownie
Kaya: Slang for marijuana of African origin
Meggie: Good ol’ marijuana
Juanita: Slang for marijuana, of Mexican origin
Zooie: A joint holder

Marijuana-inspired boy names

Bud: The best part of your favorite plant
Ace: A marijuana cigarette, or joint, if you will
Bale: A whole lot of marijuana
Blaze: What you do when you get your marijuana
Bogart: A term for keeping a joint all to yourself
Esra: A beat term for weed
Herb: A gentleman’s term for marijuana
Monte: Marijuana coming from South America
Endo: Slang for indoor-grown cannabis. If the name Enzo can be rising in popularity, why not Endo?
Reef: Could be short for “reefer”, could be an ocean-inspired baby name.
Baker: Someone who smokes marijuana
Kush: A strain of marijuana that comes from the Hindu Kush Mountains. Great for sleep apnea.

Baby names inspired by popular stoners

Celebrity stoners come in all shapes and sizes, just like your favorite strain of Indica. You can use the name of a character from a famous stoner movie, or a celebrity who’s outspoken about his marijuana use.

Girl names inspired by popular stoners

Cedella: A daughter of Bob Marley
Shavonne: A character from Dazed and Confused
Simone: A character from Dazed and Confused
Mae: A character from Reefer Madness
Marley: The surname of Bob Marley
Janis: Inspired by Janis Joplin, a singer in the ’70s
Nancy: After Nancy Botwin, the pot-dealing suburban mom in Weeds

Boy names inspired by popular stoners

Bob: The first name of Bob Marley — but his last name works well too!
Jack: Inspired by Jack Kerouac, beat author of On the Road
Jay: As in Jay from Jay and Silent Bob
Ziggy: The son of Bob Marley
Thurgood: A character from Half Baked
Jerry: As in Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead
Dylan: As in Bob Dylan, who famously sang the line, “Everybody must get stoned.”
Calvin: The birth name of a famous rapper, also known as Snoop Doggy Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Snoop Lion, DJ Snoopadelic and Snoopzilla. Actually, any of these monikers could work as well.
Willie: Famous musician and stoner (who, according to Snoop, once outsmoked him), Willie Nelson

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